When penciling in your future, always use a pen

Save time, worry about everything all at once!

Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.

Being kind is not hereditary

If you forget who you've become remember who you are

When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!

Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.

If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.

I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

If you don't believe in time, your day will be longer (because reality time is an illusion, it exist only because of us and if we don't exist time doesn't exist!?)

I write more with the words I leave out.

In her glamorous quest for the darkest light and the lowest high, she now found herself wallowing on the bottom of a filthy garbage bin.

Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.

The Senate is the last primitive society in the world. We still worship the elders of the tribe and honor the territorial imperative.

We all know Gael - when he's at his best, it's tough to play.

There's something Vichy about the French.

I like writing for children. It seems to me that most people underestimate their understanding and the strength of their feelings and in my books for them I try to put this right.

Enrichment only comes through purification.

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.