When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.

If everyone knows so much about it, why do they need to make a documentary?

Time rises and rises, and when it reaches the level of your eyes you drown.

Quit planning your dream and start living it.

Deep downy upholstery is absolutely what I've always been about.

There is nothing that is comparable to it, as satisfactory or as thrilling, as gathering the vegetables one has grown.

When something good comes your way, you better feel fortunate, because it doesn't last forever.

We don't get any marks for effort like in ice-skating.

In the land of God's and Monsters, I was an angel looking to get f-ked hard.

Your innocence itself is a power and your innocence will definitely give you that wisdom by which you can solve all the problems without any difficulty.

Transformation always and necessarily calls for a transformation of oneself and one's environment. But I don't see that happening. People are stuck with their own positions that never change.