When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

When the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray

Here we find further argument for Gotagga’s supposition that the world is round. How else could all men stand higher than their brothers?

The dirtier your Bible, the cleaner your heart!

Our labour preserves us from three great evils -- weariness, vice, and want.

Anticipate the miraculous splendour of everyday wonder.

My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Publication is to thinking as childbirth is to the first kiss.

The Spirit speaks directly to our hearts through music. That's why music has always had such power to move people into positive action.

Compassion is where peace and justice kiss