When I see a spade, I call it a spade. I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use it. It's the only thing he's fit for.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Love is a two-way street, but not everyone deserves a license.

Sometimes, as a team, you win together. Sometimes as a team you lose together.

There are two equally dangerous extremes-to shut reason out, and to let nothing else in.

Customers long to interact with - even relate to - employees who act like there is still a light on inside.

Man is a special being, and if left to himself, in an isolated condition, would be one of the weakest creatures; but associated with his kind, he works wonders.

And wheresoever, in his rich creation, Sweet music breathes--in wave, or bird, or soul-- 'Tis but the faint and far reverberation Of that great tune to which the planets roll!

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

I'm an adventurer. I like invention, I like discovery.

We must plow through the whole of language.

One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.