What would really satisfy us would be a God who said of anything we happened to like doing, 'What does it matter so long as they are contented?'

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Imagination is divine. Your imagination will lead you to where you ought to be.

Your death rides a fast camel.

The Gardener does not create the Garden. The Garden creates the Gardener.

He who has ears for hearing, let him listen

Whatever happens, you can always make it back somehow!

I lost more then 6 kilograms when I ceased with the top sport. That were all muscles. They are now gone.

It is right to be content with what we have, never with what we are.

Because photos are testimony that someone did live. A reminder of past we may have loved or hated. A piece of our lives.

The big oxygen thing is out for Benni McCarthy... he's got a lot of medical round him

It's time to realize that one cannot combat one injustice by invoking and using another injustice