What is the thing that Hollywood demands most? Sincerity. No place in the world will pay such a high price for this admirable trait

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

A woman's gifts will make room for her.

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

I did my best, and God did the rest.

The entire race is usually judged by the actions of one man or woman

The only choice permitted us is either to be servants for $7 a week or to portray them for $700 per week.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

I've played everything but a harp.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.

A friend is like a mirror: he’s the one who reflects your light most accurately. However, a close friend not only reflects your self but enhances and embellishes it.

If they don't like you for being yourself, be yourself even more

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

If in your mind it was possible to take a year's sabbatical from work to reassess your life, what would you do and where would you go?

If you are chosen town clerk, forsooth, you cannot go to Tierra del Fuego this summer; but you may go to the land of infernal fire nevertheless.

One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone who's made music that's people continue to take really personally.

You never knew what you could get away with until you tried.

If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is.

We all have to control our feelings. That's the thing that separates us from animals.

Things use to be real nice, til they got out of hand. Since they moved in, they call themselves the Taliban.