What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

She is the innocent stuff in the background of time.

If we had known everything in this universe, we would have had to find another universe to feed our curiosity, because what keeps alive man is the curiosity!

It's an awful truth that suffering can deepen us, give a greater lustre to our colours, a richer resonance to our words.

My favorite place in the world is my dad's house in Montauk.

It doesn't matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own.

The single most impactful thing you can do today is adopt a more plant-based diet.

...you're never going to have a legal immigration system that works if you grant amnesty.

Thoughts become things

War is ninety percent information.

The penalty for a long life is increasing resistance to change.