We want products made in America, made by American hands. You probably saw the Keystone pipeline I approved recently.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Nothing is more prejudicial to war than talk.

History isn't what happened, history is just what historians tell us.

Crippled and crazy, we hobble toward the finish line, pen in hand.

I didn't know how to smile for the paparazzi.

It's fun to pretend you're good at something you know you wouldn't be good at in real life.

It was a perfect night for a train. The occasional whistle told Louis of all the farewells he had ever known.

Death carries off a man busy picking flowers with an besotted mind, like a great flood does a sleeping village.

Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter.

I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them.

I've got loads of ideas. I just have no idea what to do with those ideas