We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats.

People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation - much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk pretty, talk pretty and act pretty. Can't nobody take pretty from you.

I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.

Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

Writing has become my great joy - I simply love it.

If all I cared about was me, I could make a million. And that's what they will never understand.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

To snatch the passing moment and examine it for signs of eternity is the noblest of occupations.

I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell."

All couples must bear the strain of getting acquainted, having been, up to then, merely intimate.

The Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn't count; building arks does.