We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The tyranny of majorities may be as bad as the tyranny of Kings.

U.S. has lost a battle more important and greater than Pearl Harbor.

Everybody has their own free choice to do what they want.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

Unless the Security Council is restored to its pre-eminent position as the sole source of legitimacy on the use of force, we are on a dangerous path to anarchy.

You have to say now that space is something. Space can vibrate, space can fluctuate, space can be quantum mechanical, but what the devil is it?

For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.

The real religion is not imitation of anybody else, it is a search to find out your own authentic self, who you are.

I have no idea what White House statement was issued, but I stand by it 100 percent.

You have forgotten the One who doesn't care about ownership, who doesn't try to turn a profit from every human exchange.