We're deciding the fate of the multiverse with a flip of a coin. Heads or tails, doc. If that isn't a game, I don't know what is.

Don't you suppose men get surprised after they're married to findthat their wives do have sense?""Well, it's too late den. Dey's already mahied.

The clock moves on and hours pass too quickly

If we make it national policy that we will support small farmers the way we support agribusiness, we'll suddenly see it change in terms of the cost of organic food.

I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster.

I think American Werewolf in London is the greatest werewolf movie of all time.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

The rice bowl is to me the most valid reason in the world for doing anything. A piece of one's soul to the multitudes in return for rice and wine does not seem to me a sacrilege.

The practice of yoga allows us to become more conscious of our own physical existence and how significant we really are.

A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.

God sends people into our lives just when we need them, to say the right word, His word, just when we need it.