We're all gonna die, let's act accordingly.

The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me?

No one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and Yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.

When you decide to be something, you can be it.

Most men I know, pissed away their fortunes. I'm the only one I know, that made a fortune pissin'

There's no justice in this world.

You can learn a lot, watching things eat.

A lot of people had to die for me to be me.

Losing your job gives you the opportunity to make your life count

I come from a place where everyone has great power, by your standards, and they steadfastly refuse to use it for self-aggrandizement ... anywhere ... ever.

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.

What's normal is for things to work. What's not normal is for things to fail.

Conspiracies are a perennial favorite for television producers because there is always a receptive audience.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

A fluent trumpeter with a bright tone and a forward-looking style.

Newton took no exercise, indulged in no amusements, and worked incessantly, often spending eighteen or nineteen hours out of the twenty-four in writing.