We pride ourselves as being top, really, on the African ladder... We feel that we have actually been advancing rather than going backwards.

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

Always happens with men. They promise friendship. They promise to treat you as an equal. In the end, all they want is to possess you.

The practical reality is that any present-tense version of the world is unstable. What we currently consider to be true--both objectively and subjectively--is habitually provisional.

Thirty-five things have to go wrong for the best thing to happen in your career

Don't dream to lead the people while you can't care, even about your neighbours.

I guess it's true what they say: if we could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

I always loved Belle from 'Beauty and the Beast'. I always thought I looked like her, so I dressed like her for every Halloween.

I was very attracted to the way that Zen did not go into the imagination land. And now I've forgotten what your first question was and how we were going to tie this together.

Never reveal your insecurities to a man, because nine times out of 10 they have no idea they even exist.

I have heard of 'the dead lying in heaps', but never saw it till this battle. Whole ranks fell together.

Your life is in your hands, to make of it what you choose.