We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.

An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Wrinkles are engraved smiles.

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.

Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

As long as I have my health, I want to be reporting somewhere.

If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing.

Optimism, pessimism, f**k that; we're going to make it happen. As God is my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.

The happiness of a people, and the good order and preservation of civil government, essentially depend on piety, religion, and morality.

You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."

Being on the road with rock, its pretty much 90 percent guys.

Being where I'm at, standing in these shoes, it feels amazing. It feels like a weight has been lifted.

When you add up the minutes you spend actually making a movie - the amount of time you spend actually doing your thing in front of a camera - it just isn't that much. But it's everything.

I don't care how you photograph - use the kitchen mop if you must, but if the product is not true to the laws of photography... you have produced something that is dead. (1923)