We just want to be remembered before something is set in stone.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

I don't have expensive tastes – just bloody ones.– Vampire Dragul Mangorian

Sometimes you can do Shakespeare and you're still not an actor.

People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf.

We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and thy're the reason we're successful: Put the customer first. Invent. And be patient.

For every Mother Teresa, there's a Jeffrey Dahmer.

I don’t look like a lot of other people, you know what I mean? I look like I’m 12.

When I did Casual, I just let myself put on weight because he's a schoolteacher. He's not meant to be muscle-y.

All men are naturally included to obscure the morally ambiguous element in their political cause by investing it with religious sanctity.

When people can't control their desires... we have to pass laws to stop their desires.

Extrinsic reading rewards may not be necessary and may backfire.