We'd all like a reputation for generosity, and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

What are you waiting for? How long will you keep waiting? Don’t sit back and wait for life to happen to you. Have a plan and take the needed steps to create what you want.

When you care about someone and give them something special. Something that they treasire. That's a gift.

I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.

To be great, art has to point somewhere.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

People feel powerless and useless in the world. But they can buy something. It can give them a sense of value, of power

Citties are taken by the eares.

We're spending money on clean coal technology. Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?

Unless both sides win, no agreement can be permanent.

Forgiveness is Truth itself. It is Righteousness, it is the Veda. It is the supreme virtue in this world.