We all like to see everybody make a profit... a very little.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

The prime of life is that fleeting time between green and over-ripe.

I left smiles on your wordless lipsThe night roads- dismal and narrow, dream’s path remains shadowy wideas our lone hearts felt that arrowFrom the Poem 'My Tomorrow

Self-hatred is the best vehicle for making people do as they’re told because they are hungry to get approval.

A true friend repays loyalty with loyalty, honesty with honestyand favours with favours.

The words are purposes./The words are maps./I came to see the damage that was done/and the treasures that prevail.

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

Many people [still] believe that at the time of your death, 1,000 Buddhas show up and welcome you into the paradise state.

Some sports teams hate each other in the locker room and that's what makes them great.

The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen.

I don't think it could be a coincidence that the more technological a society is, the less it connects people.

He that makes war without many mistakes has not made war very long.