Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Life is short..Live to the fullest..

Enlightenment, awakening or liberation can never be attained by seeking or desiring. It is realized only through experience.

French people should be prioritised clandestine immigrants get 100 per cent refund on healthcare while two-thirds of French people can't afford medical help. Charity begins at home.

Once crime was as solitary as a cry of protest; now it is as universal as science. Yesterday it was put on trial; today it determines the law.

I gave up on the big screen. The Witching Hour was at Warner Bros. for 10 years and it just didn't work out.

Every experience we have is necessary and perfect. In other words, everything is Perfect.

Book reviews have never helped me. Most of them erred in their interpretations and their work has been a waste of time.

... imperfection would get me farther than perfection.

You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share your life with someone. That's what I'm missing right now.

The subtle are the causes, the gross the effects.