Usury is the cancer of the world, which only the surgeon's knife of fascism can cut out of the life of the nations.

The minister is the parish clock. Many people take their time from him.

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Why are all these dolls falling out of the sky? Was there a father? Or have the planets cut holes in their nets and let our childhood out, or are we the dolls themselves, born but never fed?

I feel that I'm solid at description.

The revival of consumers saving their money for retirement - rather than expecting their homes to provide the cushion - added with 'move down' buyers will depress real-estate prices.

Don't tell me this is a difficult problem. If it weren't difficult, it wouldn't be a problem.

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

My comedy is romanticized laziness.

They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.