Two monologues do not make a dialogue.

Do not let the temporal pain of discipline you need to acquire knowledge stop you from acquiring it.

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.

It's only interesting when you're from somewhere else, like America or Japan. The further away the more interesting it is.

When I was young, my mum was part of a brilliant puppet theatre that toured all over the world.

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

We are many, many selves. We're not just a finite being. The selves don't necessarily speak in words. But they are you.

When it comes down to competition, its not always about the best skater, its about who skates the best in that competition.

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake