Michael Buckley Quotes

Don't disrespect the sword marshmallow.

Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.

Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.

Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?" "Absolutely!" the prince said.

The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!

If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.

I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?

By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.

Trickster, love will be the end of you.

Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.

You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.

But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.

Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.

I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.

That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.

Moth, that wasn't very nice.

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.

You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.

I didn't do it,' he insisted. 'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked. 'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?

Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.

I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.

The world is always ruled by a maniac. - Baba Yaga

I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.

Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm?

Are you familiar with that play?In fact, we're almost living it!

I didn't do it, ' he insisted.'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl, ' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?

If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't put it in the hands of other people.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen, " Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably less cool, " Puck replied.