Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

A woman to a man is as a fragrance to a flower. When fragrance disappears, flower becomes valueless.

Just when we stopped wanting to kill ourselves, we started to die.

‎'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.

The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he who the people revere. The great leader is he who the people say, 'We did it ourselves.'

Henry turned his hat in his hands but went on looking at Diana in a way that made her want to crawl into his arms and stay there forever.

Fear is a poison produced by the mind, and courage is the antidote stored always ready in the soul

A lot of [bureaucratic] rules were created a long time ago when there were different challenges, and they are now causing negative side effects.

I always tell people that if I move anywhere it would be Toronto.

The Olympics is really awesome, but for some snowboarders, it's not the biggest thing in the world.

See human nonsense as nonsense and save years of trying to make sense out of it.