Two hours later, a noise resembling a hippo rolling along a corrugated iron roof shook Jane from her doze and Rob bursts through the living room door.

A game?’ Rob spluttered. ‘A bloody game?’ He turned to face his father. ‘This is your bloody fault! I’m living your bloody karma!

Knowledge evolves, understanding matures & wisdom progresses.

Parenting is tough.

All there is to do, right at this very moment, is to breathe in, breathe out, and kiss the joy as it flies.

Revolutions are not made with literature. Revolutions equal gunfire.

The pursuit of perfection prevents achievement of the satisfactory.

[joking about the length of the Rolling Stones' career] You have the sun, you have the moon, you have the air that you breathe - and you have the Rolling Stones!

Love made her patient. It made her hopeful.

The most beautiful springs are those that come after the most horrible winters!

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.