True wit has a grave intention.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

The misanthrope, as an essentially solitary man, is not a man at all: he must be a beast or a god.

I think a Chris Jericho triple DVD set is a great present. I don't what my kids are complaining about.

To live in that place where both sides could at any moment turn on you? It leaves you in a very traumatic spot.

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

I don't get pictures taken of me when I leave clubs.

Undoubtedly Internet has reduced the possibilities of taxation. Why should I buy something here if I can buy it from a company in Japan or England or Brazil with a lower tax?

Insulting the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is like trying to spit at the sun, it will only come back in your face.

The Super Bowl is something you can't put into words. It's such a great feeling. I wish I could put it into words, but you just have to be there to know the experience.

I have always felt a little strange about it being so unique that I'm not a train wreck. Like, this weird fluke that I'm not - partying all the time.

Whilst breezy waves toss up their silvery spray.