True love is supposed to make you into a better person-uplift you.

...love is the sum of our choices, the strength of our commitments, the ties that bind us together.

Change can be good but its always tough to let go of the past

He nods, as if to acknowledge that endings are almost always a little sad, even when there is something to look forward to on the other side.

and more important, did he love me as much as he once loved me?

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

I took my work seriously, but not as a craft. More as a life.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

Self-care isn't selfish (it is a gift to all concerned). You can't serve from an empty vessel.

There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make.

I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was sticky and humid.

Can't go on singing the same theme, 'cause baby, can't you see, we've got everything going on? Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.

When you say you don't get religion, you're just saying that you don't get organized religion.

All that the law can do is to shape things so that no injustice shall be done by one to the other, and that each man shall be given the first chance to show the stuff that is in him.

See the man on the TV with a phony smile. Bring you up, bring you down, he can turn your head around.