To win that war [with radical Islamic extremists] we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.

Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.

I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

Assange is not a 'journalist' any more than the 'editor' of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine 'Inspire' is a 'journalist.' He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats.

People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation - much like building a mosque at Ground Zero.

If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

Every great movement needs an agitator. Every leader of spiritual ideals need a John the Baptist.

Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life.

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.

At school, I basically wear one pair of jeans and sneakers for months on end.

Quality control is applicable to any kind of enterprise. In fact, it must be applied in every enterprise.

Be like a flower and turn your face to the sun.

That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have?

Megaphone in which the wind passes singing.

When truth is evident, it is impossible for parties and factions to rise. There never has been a dispute as to whether there is daylight at noon.