To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

We appreciate things not for their beauty but for how they kindle our minds’ generosity.

Mourning is not forgetting. ... It is an undoing. Every minute tie has to be untied and something permanent and valuable recovered and assimilated from the dust.

In public, I like real conservative clothes, something that's not too flashy. But onstage, I like 'em as flashy as you can get 'em.

Transparency is for those who carry out public duties and exercise public power. Privacy is for everyone else.

After everything that's happened, how can the world still be so beautiful? Because it is.

I just had a really good time when I did my voice work for Call of Duty. Ive had nothing but great interaction with Activision.

Virtue consists in avoiding scandal and venereal disease.

I've always enjoyed poor health

What a gloomy thing, not to know the address of one's soul.

Public behavior is nurtured in private; earthshaking measures come form careful steps.