Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.

He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.

An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.

Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.

If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.

I have come with this message: since our gods and our aspirations are no longer anything but scientific, why shouldn't our loves be so too?

The closer you get to know someone, the more you see their true colors.

Not to discover the love of God is to be lost in life

Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.

We see new male artists have their first single reach No. 1 on the charts, but it generally takes a female a lot longer to build momentum.

One of the biggest stories in all of politics worldwide, in all of politics in this country, for decades is what's happened with the Republican Party.

Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.

We shouldn't any of us be afraid of teaching protective measures to save lives.

The morning time is also a time when I look at what I did yesterday. That's often a jumping-off point for today.

I have a hard time getting past the day without the nap, so the nap is a must.