This is your heart. Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.

When I tried to washthe ghosts from my head, what I washed away was my whole life instead.

This is Wall Street, and today is important. Because tomorrow, July 4th, I intended to make my first million dollars--an excitingday in a man's life. The enterprise was slightly illegal.

If civil society has nobody who protects the law, then what kind of society is that?

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

Thirty resolute men in your House of Commons could save the world.

Today, when I saw you, I realized that what is between us is nothing more than an illusion.

You take something from your past that you're somewhat ashamed about and you write about it from another character's point of view.

I make appearances, but I really want to spend more time fishing. That is what I really enjoy doing with my spare time.

When I first started doing comedy, there was no such thing as a room that had black people and white people in it. That didn't exist.