This is why some relationships look so beautiful and some look so tragic — beauty belongs to the thoughtful

There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo.

Physical pain is my friend. I pursue it every night for four hours.

Run as far as you can in the direction of your best and happiest dreams across the bridge that was built by your own desire to heal.

And you, You can be mean And I, I'll drink all the time 'Cause we're lovers, And that is a fact Yes we're lovers, And that is that

My mother said, "Money is a great slave but a horrible master." It was her version of a French proverb.

With the absence of pressure, it's hard to do great things.

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?

I love PBS! I grew up on it. If I had to say which channels were good, I'd say, you got your PBS, your History Channel, your Discovery.

It's going to be a bummer if Mars turns out to be like us.

Miracles are ceased; and therefore we must needs admit the means, how things are perfected.