This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

If Life was like a movie, then I'd replay it again and again to relive my happiest memories.

When the thing that your heart strongly loves to do is the thing world hungers and thirsts to see done, then that's what you were called to do. You must never leave it undone!

It's a kind of arrogance to be so certain you're past redemption.

You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.

I believe that history is capable of anything. There exists no folly that men have not tried out.

It's hard to be scared if you don't feel for a character, because you don't care if they die or live.

You know, I’m fan of women in general. I don’t want to discriminate.

As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality.

So, I think China desperately needs to legitimize some form of opposition.