This game the Persian Magi did invent, The force of Eastern wisdom to express: From thence to busy Europeans sent, And styled by modern Lombards pensive chess.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.

So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You'd better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can't rearrange the universe.

In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.

People think of education as something that they can finish.

There are no nations! There is only humanity. And if we don't come to understand that right soon, there will be no nations, because there will be no humanity.

A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

And anyway, once you allowed yourself to picture such a scenario, it couldn't happen. That was just the way life went.

Things changed, people changed, and the world went rolling along right outside the window.

Love is a sin...!!!

It's not what you give, it's the way you give it.

Presenting Saturday mornings has been a dream for a long time. And one day in September I am going to wake up very early and it will be a reality. I can't wait.

Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.

If fighting for working families is playing the women's card, you know what, deal me in.

Even if the role is very far away from me, to try and make it as nakedly me as possible is an intriguing notion.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

The Tube is a vehicle for selling things, not for exploring ideas.