They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands

For Parents: Never blame or scold a child for their first mistake after all family is the first school from where a child learns.

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

And I got a lot of friends in Hollywood.

I don't think any country can survive as a prosperous and dignified country unless there is rule of law.

You think I look like a teletubby?

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.

Porsche....there is no substitute

To spend too much time in studies is sloth; to use them too much for ornament is affection; to make judgment wholly by their rules is the humor of a scholar.

Knowledge is little; to know the right context is much; to know the right spot is everything.

At certain times, a silent mind is very important, but 'silent' does not mean closed. The silent mind is an alert, awakened mind; a mind seeking the nature of reality.