You think I look like a teletubby?

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.

The world is a heartbreaking place, without any question.

An investment in education always pays the highest returns.

It hasn't been easy to find American citizens who are willing to pick fruit in 110 degree weather.

Success is built sequentially. It's one thing at a time.

I just really, really, really hate to lose. Really.

But inwardly we are as corrupt as the person who sits in an office and plans war-because, we want to be somebody in the family, in a group, in society, in the nation.

I'm one who will always speak my mind and say what I feel!

We've got a third, first and a pole; I don't think you could ask for much more than that. Hopefully we can finish it off [tonight].

I love you as one loves certain dark things.