These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

The past is a cupboard full of light and all you have to do is find the key that opens the door.

Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland.

I don't know how perfect everybody is going to be in Heaven, but anyhow, certainly a lot better than here!

I have a side of me that doesn't care. I really enjoy physical comedy, thinking of an idea and pitching it to the director.

In the absence of big budgets, start-ups learned how to hack the system to build their companies.

Nobody starts out a perfect quilter.

Some of the most intense affairs are between actors and characters. There's a fire in the human heart and we jump into it with the same obsession as we have with our lovers.

The power of a man is his present means to obtain some future apparent good.

Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.

Light and lust are deadly enemies.