There will never be another woman for me, Alexandra. You are my eternity. -Michael

Fear is the thief of dreams.

Many human beings say that they enjoy the winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it.

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.

Are you keeping anything else from me?” “I’m keeping a lot of things from you.” “Like?” “Like the way I feel about being locked up in here with you. You have no idea what you do to me.

The motives even of our best actions will not always bear examination.

There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized ethnic group.

We have seen... that, although England is by far the richest nation of Europe, we have already outstripped her in the race after wealth, and we have only begun the development of our vast resources.

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.

The gift of writing is to be self-forgetful... to get a surge of inner life or inner supply or unexpected sense of empowerment, to be afloat, to be out of yourself.

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.