There's a time in your life when you have to stop looking back and start looking forward because otherwise you're going to walk down the road one day and bump into a lamppost. But it's not easy.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Those who are used to a clergy take very lightly those who do not have a formal divinity degree: like Paul and Peter and James and John.

The chief trick to making good mistakes is not to hide them-especially not from yourself.

The true believer, no matter how rowdy and violent his acts, is basically an obedient and submissive person.

Who gives himself with his alms feeds three, himself, his hungering neighbor and me.

I looked up the word POLITICS in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words: poli, which means 'many,' and tics, which means 'bloodsuckers.'

If Justin Beiber was 7 feet tall, he'd look like [Meyers Leonard] that.

You've seen how actors make movies like Star Wars and stuff. They're never really there. They're in front of a green screen just pretending to be jumping around.

To suffer unecessarily is masochistic rather than heroic.

We have been just going like a house afire, and we couldent see any reason why we shouldent keep right on burning. Our tastes were acquired on credit, and we wanted to keep on enjoying 'em on credit.