There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think.

If we were entirely sane, if madness did not have a serious grip on one side of us, other people's tragedies would hold a great deal less interest for us.

For me life is a challenge. And it will be a challenge if I live to be a hundred or if I get to be a trillionaire.

What's the use of being Irish if you can't be thick?

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.

[Congress] can just make [Mitt] Romney president. And we'd be like, "All right, fine."

The mad mob does not ask how it could be better, only that it be different. And when it then becomes worse, it must change again. Thus they get bees for flies, and at last hornets for bees.

Satisfaction is the death of ambition.

Great causes are never tried on their merits; but the cause is reduced to particulars to suit the size of the partizans, and the contention is ever hottest on minor matters.

He who does not move with the times is a dead man