There's a lot of fantasy about what Scotland is, and the shortbread tins and that sort of thing.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

As far as beauty is concerned in order to be confident we must accept that the way we look and feel is our own responsibility.

A rain will fall, but the dirt it tough A pot a cook but the food nah nuff.

Those of little faith are of little hatred.

Whenever they rebuild an old building, they must first of all destroy the old one.

The air smelled like a mélange of everyone's perfume and hair products, with a slight undertone of booze.

Seriously. Thank you all. In that ring w/all of u watching was THE best place for me for a very long time. Thx for the memories.

Welcome to the island of misfit toys.

In 1823, William Webb Ellis first picked up the ball in his arms and ran with it. And for the next 156 years forwards have been trying to work out why.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.