There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your nightmares.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

The reader may ask how to tell fact from fiction. A rough guide: anything that seems particularly unlikely is probably true.

Cantonese will eat anything in the sky but airplanes, anything in the sea but submarines, and anything with four legs but the table.

People have a crab mentality, man. They're walking sideways.

Habit with him was all the test of truth; It must be right: I've done it from my youth.

The blind eate many a flie. [The blind eat many a fly.]

It is always so, I guess, validating when you meet somebody that you esteem -- and then they turn out to be everything [you thought] and more.

The world gets more like Disneyland every day, and it's the same the other way round. I can't explain what I know. Try explaining RED to a DOG and see how fast he gets bored.

I think that a solid team, solid communication, is the number one thing in life at all times.

Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that?