There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

I Think All Depends On Your Mind That Create This Word

Because nothing was sacred. Not in this world. Not in stones. Not in trees. Not in legacies. Certainly not in love.

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.

I have had 50 drinks in one go!

Citizens of liberal welfare states become increasingly narcissistic

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.

The states are not free, under the guise of protecting maternal health or potential life, to intimidate women into continuing pregnancies.

The older I've got the less I find myself going back and re-reading or really reading new fiction or poetry.

I am searching as Diogenes did with his lantern for all of these wonderful human beings. I haven't found them yet.

Implosion is no invention in the conventional sense, but rather the renaissance of ancient knowledge, lost over the course of time.