There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

I believe that animals have been talking to human beings ever since we were all made and put into this world.

one has to give a great deal of oneself to animals if one is to get the best out of them.

Animals are so much quicker in picking up our thoughts than we are in picking up theirs. I believe they must have a very poor opinion of the human race.

There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

Dogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children.

A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

I strongly support SNAP and will continue to urge my colleagues in Congress to provide adequate funding to this important program.

I'm thinking of you, that's all I do, all the time. You're always the first and the last thing on this heart of mine. No matter where I go, or what I do, I'm thinking of you.

Always have the fear of God in your heart, and remember that God is always with you, everywhere, whether you are walking or sitting.

The Wham! thing was, as I said, very confusing, and much of our image was totally fake.

Nobody can ever be fully prepared to deal with a new, painful situation. Sometimes I react with patience and sometimes I react by doing something impulsive. But I always learn from such experiences.

I just don't like it when people get credited for their voice work and it's really shitty. It's really thin, there's nothing to it, there's no meat behind it. It's, like, "Oh, it's a celebrity."

I hope I will get to novelize my present circumstances at some point. I have some great stories to tell.

I'm sure the way to be happy is to live well beyond your means!

Though there are lessons that can be learned about becoming a great leader, most exist inherently in the bellies of those who lead.