A black President? Now come on y'all, we got Clinton, that's close. He got negro tendencies.

Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work.

You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?

Just believe in yourself and work really hard. And when doors open, take advantage of every opportunity you can.

When you're first starting out, you want to keep making good movies. When you're young and you're black, you do a bad movie and you're through.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.

I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.

One thing about me, when I make a decision about something, I realize when you make choices in life, that dictates your life.

It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.

My mom raised me to never have anything control me.

The overriding reason why we should take other people's cultures seriously is because God has taken ours seriously.

Ah! it is well for the unfortunate to be resigned, but for the guilty there is no peace.

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour whatever he does whoever he is.

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy.

Charity is a supreme virtue, and the great channel through which the mercy of God is passed onto mankind.

Traveling is, and has always been, more popular than the traveler.

once we began to chime the hour, we lost the ability to be satisfied

The Labour Party can go into the next election united behind the most radical manifesto on which we have ever campaigned.

Show me a man who makes no mistakes, and I will show you a man who doesn't do things.