There is no substantive, rational defense; I mean, the other side doesn't have a case.

God is punishing America for the way they have persecuted us at Westboro Baptist Church, and worse and more of [the Virginia Tech massacre] is coming and this evil sodomite nation is doomed.

It is the obligation of Westboro Baptist Church to put the cup of God's fury to America's lips, and cause America to drink it. And you will drink it!

If you got to castrate your miser'ble self with a piece o' rusty barb wire, do it.

Don't you stupid Aussies get it? Australia is doomed! Nothing, and nobody, can help you. You have sinned willfully after you have received knowledge of the truth.

Ummm, anyone else getting the creeps? Breccan asked. "Okay, let's vote. Who here is in favor of daylight? Come on, show of hands. Don't be shy.

If you don't love yourself it's tough to love anything about your life. Appreciating who you are is essential to your happiness.

Sustaining true friendship is a lot more challenging than we give it credit for.

The stakes ... are too high for government to be a spectator sport.

We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can and we're not afraid to say that we happen to be the best live band in the world.

If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

There's an old press-agents' slogan that's good advice: Don't read your publicity - weigh it.

If you lose yourself, then no one's going to respect or pay attention to anything you have.

Search out the wisdom of nature, there is depth in all her doings; she seemeth prodigal of power, yet her rules are the maxims of frugality.

With Fellini, the fear dropped out of my work because it was such a happy experience... hanging out with Fellini, having pasta on the set with Fellini, and going out with Fellini!