There is a tendency to see divine intervention in things that happen in the normal course of miracles.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

We are surrounded by evil forces in our daily lives. We must be wise enough to recognize them. Strong enough to resist them and resolute enough to destroy them.

You fight by rules to keep your humanity

Today many of these selfish politicians are preying on the nation itself – (belching corruption and farting discontent!)

Suffering is universal. It's the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about

You are never a real guru until you understand that you are serving others and delivering them to the light.

Birth into this life was the death of the embryo life that preceded; and the death of this will be birth into some new mode of being.

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

You never know where you're going to find a great actor.

Holy living consists in doing God's work with a smile.

Mercury pollution from power plants is a national problem that requires a national response