There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband.

One night some short weeks ago, for the first time in her not always happy life, Marilyn Monroe's soul sat down alone to a quiet supper from which it did not rise.

If they tell you that she died of sleeping pills you must know that she died of a wasting grief, of a slow bleeding at the soul.

Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.

There are 43,000 minutes in a month - can't you give me five?

It's the Twentieth Century ... no more miracles.

Music is the great cheer-up in the language of all countries.

Mr President, the president is dead.

But I did it! That's the thing—I did it! What will my father say when he hears I murdered a man? Lorna, I see what I did. I murdered myself, too! I've been running around in circles. Now I'm smashed!

What do you want from me? Revenge? Sorry—we're all out of revenge today!

Reaching out to any fellow ghetto kids is an act he puts in the same category as doing drugs: the initial rush of warmth and euphoria puts you on a path to ruin.

Marriage isn't for everyone, however if you find the right co-pilot it's a great way to travel through life

Friendship increases in visiting friends but not in visiting them too often.

I'm keeping an open mind as always, because that's what you have to do.

A cartoonist's style is created by weaknesses and personal restrictions as much as strengths.

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.

Take me home," Snow White said. "Take me home instantly. If there is anything worse than being home, it is being out.

Played tennis for years. But you can't improve at tennis after you're 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you're a doubles player.

Reform, that we may preserve.

The acme of freedom from wealth is to desire to be possessionless even as others desire to possess.