There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

But I came to see that Las Vegas is not a freak but is, instead, deeply integrated with the rest of the country, and the world beyond. It is symptom, mirror, metaphor.

Great faith, Great spirit.

I want all my drems to come true, But for that I have to keep patience and burn the midnight oil.

Whatever Yasu loves, I love too. That's the secret of love.

You're never able to please everybody, especially when you're transforming a country like Russia.

That is one of the hardest things I have ever had to do in my life, running through the jungle in heels. Because also, mud was often times three feet deep, and that was full on for sure.

We have in England a particular bashfulness in every thing that regards religion.

If you're feeling insecure and you need to feel special, the best place to go is somewhere foreign where people treat you as special because you're different.

There was a time when I used to live in Spain that it went really crazy with drugs and stuff like that.

A man of virtue, judgment, and prudence speaks not until there is silence.