There are days in retirement that are the waking equivalent of a dreamless sleep, if you know what I mean.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Lukewarm living and claiming Christ's name simultaneously is utterly disgusting to God.

In this digital age with its speed of change, any brand that refuses to ‎innovate will die

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.

We need to stop fighting Christian against Christian. I have no time for anything but trying to love other people. That is a full-time job.

Its silly to say it about a tennis player, but Im an unbelievable hero in Germany. And Germany needs heroes more than any place.

He is gentle that doeth gentle deeds.

The best thing you can give me is your time. The easiest way to get me angry is to waste my time.

I hate thinking about what I'm doing. I wish I didn't think about it at all.

If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes-then learn how to do it later!