There are MAYBE 30 years worth of ideas out there... watch for the feature version of ER in about 25 years... Hollywood has become hopelessly chained to the bottom line.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

When life gives you pain, accept it. When life gives you happiness, reject it.

She stole my first kiss, first love and all those first things, which are remembered just because they’ve never been before

Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.

My father taught me that the question Who made me? cannot be answered, since it immediately suggests the further question, Who made God?

He that knows no guilt can know no fear.

I pride myself on breaking any box that anyone wants to put me in.

Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!

I'm saddest when I sing.

To say that being non-judgmental is better than being judgmental is itself a judgment, and therefore a violation of principle.

Bitcoin is not a currency for a government; it is a global currency for the people.