Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Embrace being perfectly imperfect. Learn from your mistakes and forgive yourself, you’ll be happier.

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it

Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…

You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the necessary job from getting done.

There are things that can only happen through you when you are still. Silence is often the most important work you can do.

Let's be very clear first off. Nothing has changed about Donald Trump's position on dealing with illegal immigration.

Education is freedom. Education will teach you how to do it yourself as opposed to asking someone else to do it for you. And around it our own town... Freemanville!

Of old the expert in battle would first make himself invincible and then wait for his enemy to expose his vulnerability.

As a painter you're responsible yourself, 100 percent. In film, you have the editor, the director, the other actors. It has the advantage of not being solitary.

There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends.